[ Isn’t he hilarious? ]
I’m here, soba ni iru kara
call me, boku ga iru kara
trust me, mou nani mo osorenaide
my dear, mienai ito de
trust me, tsunagatte iru kara
tada kanjite ite kono nukumori
Today’s mood booster :3
the hardest part about recovering from a dramatic mental illness is that the only ones who notices the small things are yourself and your therapist.
your friends, your family, the people you love — they’re flat-out not gonna care if you take a shower instead of…
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
I AM THE LAW
i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
Children > Adults
This would never end.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him